Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
they need to just BURY HIM!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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