I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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