Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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