he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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