just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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