just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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