Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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