yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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