so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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