what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
only you would photoshop your dick
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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