my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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