In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
