Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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