hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize
