It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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