I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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