Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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