Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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