god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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