It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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