Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
thus making me awesome and them whores
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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