have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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