Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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