i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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