Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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