there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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