she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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