i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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