just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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