is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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