I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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