It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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