is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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