I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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