Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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