if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
