he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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