I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
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