Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
vagina is talking i cant
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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