some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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