Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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