talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
He kissed a someone with a penis
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
