I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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