Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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