i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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