So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sex in the backyard? Check.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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