mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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