There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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