he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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