why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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