The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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