Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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