5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You smell like a Billy Joel song
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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