question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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