what if I'm pregnant?
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
please don't ironically join a cult
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