So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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